i was just having a discussion of a buss story with my mom - her logic is "a 3 year old kid is smarter then you" .......Y-yeah - its not as much of a buss story then a ARGUMENT about it - however ill post the actual FULL buss story later along with the one who happened today (there r some CREEPY pervs on the buss nowadays!!!) - so if u feel like....ya know...reading for sh!tz n giggles - go ahead XD its a really screwed up argument indeed- XD i dunno if i was right or wrong- im questioning my sanity atm ouch my head hurts from all those facepalms XD
*sigh* lemme get to the point this got into a discussion- ill try remembering the convo but believe me i shot my brains out exactly when it ended.....
me: I was on the buss and there was this 1 little girl singing twinkle twinkle little damn star and then there was this other guy singing 5 little birds sat on a tree, and then they fell down, i told him they fell down cuzz i used a shotgun! XD and then i told the little girl to sing "pokemon" - the girl was about 4 years old r sumthin- and trhen she still sang twinkle twinkle little star.
Mom: haha, she is smart, she sings her own songs.
Me: O_O........=_0...................Did you hear what I say?...she was 4 or 3....
Mom: And she is still smarter then you XD
Mom: she wanted to sing about a star, and so she sang about it, she wont let you boss her around
Me: ....maybe cuzz the song i sang was from 1995? >_>........BEFORE she was even born?.........the 1st theme song.....there is NO POSSIBILITY a 4 year old won't know about that song?.....AT ALL?
Mom: are you not getting what im saying? She wont let you boss her around
Me: .....HOW CAN I-.....I-.....what!=??!?!?!
Mom: Listen, she wanted to sing her song and she wouldnt listen to you when u told her to sing your's - i wish u were like that
Me: Are you drunk?
Me: IM JUST SAYIN! She was 4!!!!! - and i was singing a song that was-......OK - lets look at it this way, lets say YOU started singing a ELVIS song and told ME to sing it while i was already singing about pokemon, and 'I' didnt know a THING about this song, and I STILL continued singing pokemon.....would that mean I was SMART and didn't want to sing your song because i wont let you boss me around?....NO!!!! Woman! I cannot SING something I DONT KNOW THE LYRICS OF!!! Its common logic!!!
Mom: What are you not understanding? the girl was doing her own thing, she wouldnt sing your song because she didnt like it
Me: IM OVER 9000% SURE SHE HASNT EVEN HEARD IT!!!! Besides!!! she was 4! What does a 4 year old know of the 90ths!?
Mom: >_> you really dont get what im saying are you?
Me: Grrrr! You dont get what IM saying do YOU now?
Mom: Oh and what are YOU saying? >_>
Me:..........LOGICAL THINGS!!!!! Its only LOGICAL I can't sing something I dont know the lyrics of!!! BUt OK! lets say the girl DID know the lyrics of the song! lets somehow IMAGINE she KNEW that theme song from pokemon 15 years back! and lets say SHE SANG IT, would that mean I can MANIPULATE OTHER PPL? what if she DIDNT sing it, and DID know the song? Would that technically mean HER IQ is HIGHER then MINE, just because she prefers to sing a SIMPLER song with LESS lyrics and repetitive words?...NO!!!! This inst impressive at all! its a freaking song!!! Its just a freaking song! why are we arguing about this even!? Twinkle Twinkle little star is a retarded little song that is EASILY remembered! while pokemon songs were more advanced for kids to remember! It was LONGER and had ENGLISH words in it...ENGLISH WOMAN!!!!! I come from 2 countries I KNOW 2 OTHER LANGUAGES THEN SWEDISH AND ENGLISH!!!!! She sang something on SWEDISH and she was SWEDISH! She is not smarter then me! I know you're joking! but the fact you're joking about my intelligence alone makes me somewhat pissed!
Mom: Who said i was joking? o_o
Me: YOU WERENT JOKING!??!?!?!?!??!..........................(WERE IS MY GUN!? I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF!!! NOWWW!! NOWW!!! NOW!!!! xDDDDD)
Mom: Shesh you still dont get what im saying >_>
Me: ....Ok....Then....explain slowly......WHAT.......are you saying??????.......
Mom: She decided by herself that you wouldnt decide what she would sing ._.
*face-wall-face-desk-face-palm-face-rock-face-floor-face-kick--rape-face- wait whut?* I haz rape face! XD GYAAAH!!!! I cant take this!!! how much longer must I question my sanity before I can get a "YOU'RE RIGHT!" from someone?!?!?! I AM STARTING TO THINK IM WRONG!!!!! WHY!??!?! Is it because my mother is supposed to know BETTER then me!? WELL BU-HU! im sorry! she doesnt this time D: why cant she just admit im right!? - sorry for taking this anger out here - but im not rlly angry D: im just irritated! and sad! this goes on more often then what anyone can think! she cannot admit she is wrong and "IM" a idiot who cant admit it either- BUT HEY!!!! at least i back up my theories with logic! HOW IS IT possible that a 4 year old has a higher IQ then me?! OK - this WOULD have been funny if she said it sarcastically OR was joking, but she clearly said it herself! she wasnt joking uwaaagh!!! *facewall over 9000 times*
I am sooooo TIIIREEEEEED - im gonna go to sleep......Goodnight *sigh* this is frustrating me to the max-
also - here a PERFECT song for this situation! [link]
"Told you everything loud and clear, but nobody is listening! - call to you so clearly but you dont want to hear me!- told you everything loud and clear - but nobody's listening" omfg! XD Thank you linkin park <3 you are so epic <3 - and nao imma get a sh!t ton of comments saying "NOBODY'S LISTENING!" XD oh hush - i called ur trolling XD now shtop et D< shtoooowaaaaap eeeeet! XD