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Bus Catastrophes Nr:3 "Fight OUTSIDE'A the bu

Journal Entry: Thu Jan 19, 2012, 1:10 PM
i was just having a discussion of a buss story with my mom - her logic is "a 3 year old kid is smarter then you" .......Y-yeah - its not as much of a buss story then a ARGUMENT about it - however ill post the actual FULL buss story later along with the one who happened today (there r some CREEPY pervs on the buss nowadays!!!) - so if u feel like....ya know...reading for sh!tz n giggles - go ahead XD its a really screwed up argument indeed- XD i dunno if i was right or wrong- im questioning my sanity atm ouch my head hurts from all those facepalms XD

*sigh* lemme get to the point this got into a discussion- ill try remembering the convo but believe me i shot my brains out exactly when it ended.....

me: I was on the buss and there was this 1 little girl singing twinkle twinkle little damn star and then there was this other guy singing 5 little birds sat on a tree, and then they fell down, i told him they fell down cuzz i used a shotgun! XD and then i told the little girl to sing "pokemon" - the girl was about 4 years old r sumthin- and trhen she still sang twinkle twinkle little star.
Mom: haha, she is smart, she sings her own songs.
Me: O_O........=_0...................Did you hear what I say?...she was 4 or 3....
Mom: And she is still smarter then you XD
Me: o_o....eh?....explain....
Mom: she wanted to sing about a star, and so she sang about it, she wont let you boss her around
Me: ....maybe cuzz the song i sang was from 1995? >_>........BEFORE she was even born?.........the 1st theme song.....there is NO POSSIBILITY a 4 year old won't know about that song?.....AT ALL?
Mom: are you not getting what im saying? She wont let you boss her around
Me: .....HOW CAN I-.....I-.....what!=??!?!?!
Mom: Listen, she wanted to sing her song and she wouldnt listen to you when u told her to sing your's - i wish u were like that
Me: ..............................................
Mom: what?
Me: Are you drunk?
Mom: what!?
Me: IM JUST SAYIN! She was 4!!!!! - and i was singing a song that was-......OK - lets look at it this way, lets say YOU started singing a ELVIS song and told ME to sing it while i was already singing about pokemon, and 'I' didnt know a THING about this song, and I STILL continued singing pokemon.....would that mean I was SMART and didn't want to sing your song because i wont let you boss me around?....NO!!!! Woman! I cannot SING something I DONT KNOW THE LYRICS OF!!! Its common logic!!!
Mom: What are you not understanding? the girl was doing her own thing, she wouldnt sing your song because she didnt like it
Me: IM OVER 9000% SURE SHE HASNT EVEN HEARD IT!!!! Besides!!! she was 4! What does a 4 year old know of the 90ths!?
Mom: >_> you really dont get what im saying are you?
Me: Grrrr! You dont get what IM saying do YOU now?
Mom: Oh and what are YOU saying? >_>
Me:..........LOGICAL THINGS!!!!! Its only LOGICAL I can't sing something I dont know the lyrics of!!! BUt OK! lets say the girl DID know the lyrics of the song! lets somehow IMAGINE she KNEW that theme song from pokemon 15 years back! and lets say SHE SANG IT, would that mean I can MANIPULATE OTHER PPL? what if she DIDNT sing it, and DID know the song? Would that technically mean HER IQ is HIGHER then MINE, just because she prefers to sing a SIMPLER song with LESS lyrics and repetitive words?...NO!!!! This inst impressive at all! its a freaking song!!! Its just a freaking song! why are we arguing about this even!? Twinkle Twinkle little star is a retarded little song that is EASILY remembered! while pokemon songs were more advanced for kids to remember! It was LONGER and had ENGLISH words in it...ENGLISH WOMAN!!!!! I come from 2 countries I KNOW 2 OTHER LANGUAGES THEN SWEDISH AND ENGLISH!!!!! She sang something on SWEDISH and she was SWEDISH! She is not smarter then me! I know you're joking! but the fact you're joking about my intelligence alone makes me somewhat pissed!
Mom: Who said i was joking? o_o
Me: YOU WERENT JOKING!??!?!?!?!??!..........................(WERE IS MY GUN!? I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF!!! NOWWW!! NOWW!!! NOW!!!! xDDDDD)
Mom: Shesh you still dont get what im saying >_>
Me: ....Ok....Then....explain slowly......WHAT.......are you saying??????.......
Mom: She decided by herself that you wouldnt decide what she would sing ._.
Me: ZOMFGPANCAKESTRXCYUVBHIJFTXYCGVJHBKJ!!! :iconepicclapplz::iconepicclapplz:


*face-wall-face-desk-face-palm-face-rock-face-floor-face-kick--rape-face- wait whut?* I haz rape face! XD GYAAAH!!!! I cant take this!!! how much longer must I question my sanity before I can get a "YOU'RE RIGHT!" from someone?!?!?! I AM STARTING TO THINK IM WRONG!!!!! WHY!??!?! Is it because my mother is supposed to know BETTER then me!? WELL BU-HU! im sorry! she doesnt this time D: why cant she just admit im right!? - sorry for taking this anger out here - but im not rlly angry D: im just irritated! and sad! this goes on more often then what anyone can think! she cannot admit she is wrong and "IM" a idiot who cant admit it either- BUT HEY!!!! at least i back up my theories with logic! HOW IS IT possible that a 4 year old has a higher IQ then me?! OK - this WOULD have been funny if she said it sarcastically OR was joking, but she clearly said it herself! she wasnt joking uwaaagh!!! *facewall over 9000 times*

I am sooooo TIIIREEEEEED - im gonna go to sleep......Goodnight *sigh* this is frustrating me to the max-

also - here a PERFECT song for this situation! [link] "Told you everything loud and clear, but nobody is listening! - call to you so clearly but you dont want to hear me!- told you everything loud and clear - but nobody's listening" omfg! XD Thank you linkin park <3 you are so epic <3 - and nao imma get a sh!t ton of comments saying "NOBODY'S LISTENING!" XD oh hush - i called ur trolling XD now shtop et D< shtoooowaaaaap eeeeet! XD

  • Mood: Pestered
  • Listening to: Linkin Park - NOBODY'S LISTENING! XD
  • Reading: Uwaaaaah yaoi ones again <3
  • Watching: NO ONES MOTHER!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!
  • Playing: retaaaarrrdeed????
  • Eating: i cannot eat when im dead :<
  • Drinking: the terror of no soda in the house XD LOL!
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:iconlancelight:
~Lancelight Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At least you're days aren't boring!

I memorized the original Pokemon theme song! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!!!!! XD

..............

LINKIN PARK CAN FIX EVERYTHING!!!!!!
(Trust me...I know..XD)
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:icondrawerelma:
*DrawerElma Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDDDDDDD ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I know >_> lol and linkin park can fix all lifes problems :'D - but if the axiez decide to step down and kill all the sunflowers again - there is no one who can save us XD
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:iconlancelight:
~Lancelight Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmmmmm.... Maybe one.... NYAN CAT! SAVE US ALL!!!! XD
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:iconlancelight:
~Lancelight Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At least you're days aren't boring!

LINKIN PARK CAN FIX EVERYTHING!!!!!!
(Trust me...I know..XD)
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:iconcorrinella:
~Corrinella Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
When I read this I got so irritated at you mom.
It's because I have a mom like that myself....
She always concludes something that is wrong (too wrong)
And when she realizes that she can't prove anything and loses the battle she runs away from the scene and backbit me... LOUD! >.> She want's me to get sympathetic at her and let HER win the battle >.>

See it like this....
*watching the OL*
Mom (I will call her "HER" from now on >.>) : Wow... He is bad at jumping
me: He's the best at jumping in the world.....
her: He still jumped bad....
*leads and this was his best jump*
me: Mom.... >.> He this was his best jump in this match and he leads.... >.>
her: He can't lead!!! He is too bad to lead!!!
me: USE YOUR EYES MOM!!!! CAN YOU READ THAT?! YEA!!! IT STANDS THAT HE LEADS AND THE COMMENTATOR SAID THAT IT WAS HIS BEST JUMP THIS MATCH!!!
her: SEE HOW SHORT HE JUMPED!!!
me: *he jumped 8,7 m I think* CAN'T YOU JUST USE YOUR EYES AND BRAIN!! DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT LONG JUMP THAN ME!!! I HAVE WATCHED THE OL SINCE I WAS 5 AND YOU?!?! YOU STARTED TO WATCH THIS ONE WEEK AGO!!! SO DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE YOU KNOW MORE THAN ME!!!
her: JUST SHUT UP!!! I HAVE RIGHT!!! LOOK AT THE TV!!!
me: IF YOU LOOK AT THE TV YOU CAN SEE THAT I'M RIGHT!!!!
her: URRGH!!! I SHOULD NEVER HAD KIDS!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!
me: Kick me out of the house if you will! I would live there than be here and have you around me >.>
her: URRGH!!! I SHOULD NEVER HAD KIDS!!! *slams the door and walks down to the basemant*
her: WHY CAN'T SHE UNDERSTAND ME?!?! WHY?!?! SHE ALWAYS THINK SHE IS RIGHT WHEN I'M RIGHT!!!!
me: *takes a deep breath* (*wants to smash her right in her face*) *walks away from the house and takes a walk* *sigh* why can't she just admit that I'm right?
*tired and pissed*

And that conversation you mentioned happened to me too >.>
And today I met some pervs at school >.> I kicked one of them in the leg since they creeped me out.

NO MOMS!!! I HATE MOMS!!! EVEN IF SHE MADE ME IN CHINA!!! (XD made in china XD)

Look at the title of the journal "Fight outside'a the bu"
Bu??? XD Buses are "BUUUU" XD
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:icondrawerelma:
*DrawerElma Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BLAH! its a glitch! i cannot fix it >_> nevermind the title- i tried chainging it 2 times and it wouldnt- must be like a messy gleeetch o.o
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:iconcorrinella:
~Corrinella Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Ahahahaha XD
Sometimes I love glitches but sometime I hate them =.=

reminds me of one time when I got a job.
Store paper... Take out the paper from a map and set it in on a plastic thingy XD
I was going to lock the last one and I couldn't do it XD
I tried in one hour until I gave up and I walked to the one who gave me the job
And he did it in one second X'D
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:icondrawerelma:
*DrawerElma Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HOLY FUUUUUUU LONG FAT COMMENT OHOY! XD O_O.......never had kids? and yeah i remember that sentence =___=.....its being used here too commonly though - so its not a bother XD - also what?......the title cha- fuuuudge and bananas - when i changed the INFO in the journal it must have shortened the title O.o i think....
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:iconcorrinella:
~Corrinella Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Yeah! It got longer than I thought XD
Yeah that sentence is used too much =.=
Even if it got shortened it's still awesome? XD
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~LugiaUmbreonPower Jan 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Looool!!!xD this is why I love reading your journals!because they are so funny!xD when ever I miss one, im like, "nu!>< I must read this one nao!!D:" xD
also, I think you made a mistake..you said that the Pokemon song was made 15 years ago..well, I'm 15, didn't you mean 16 years ago? Because I was born in 1996..:/
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