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Bus Catastrophes Nr:2 "MY SHOE D:"

Journal Entry: Wed Jan 11, 2012, 1:17 AM
Yet again as I was going to the retarded buss there was a FEW ppl in front of me >_>....and when i say a FEW I MEAN A TON! so we all had to push eachother in the bus and I almost died o_o

Anyhow as I got on I noticed there was 1 guy hitting me with his arm in the stomach D< what a douche XD I said "uermm.....sir, c-could you move XD you're killing me" and he didnt respond. >_> i said it again and i mean, it was QUIET on the buss, how could he NOT hear me. Thus I think he is DEAF since he didnt answer XD I decided to ignore it, until he hit me so hard I almost felt like throwing up. Then I yelled -RIGHT IN HIS EAR- "SIRRR!!!!! COULD YOU FUCKING MOVE!?!?!?!?!....please?" XD seriously. I would never have done it if i didnt ask him several times. and he was like going in a all caps rage cuzz of this i dunno O_O "ARGH! why are you yelling for!!!" and im like "Why are you hitting me for?! >___>"

He: what do you mean hitting!?
Me: WELL AM I YOUR AIRBAG R SOMETHING!? didnt u notice you hit me several times during this ride!? damn it all to hell! you can face the other direction! MOVE!
He: no- YOU move.
Me: ._. I AM FACING A FREAKING WALL!!!!! I have nowere to move!
He: To bad then.
Me: >_>...............You know were a girl can hit you from this direction right?
He: Ill call the police
Me: Uwah!!! And this is THAT kinda situation!? Why you son of a tallnut! (....XD....plants VS zombies reference XD) Just move aside so "I" can pass at least!"
He: >_> ..........
Me: >_> seriously, move or ull get kicked. I don't care if i go to jail, trust me, IT WOULD BE WORTH IT!
He: ._. ........you kids are retarded these days *steps out of the buss on the next station*
Me: >_> .........Mhm, and you guys have balls of steel, CALL THE FREAKING POLICE! DO SO! AND THEN "THEY" WILL ALSO KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!"
Some girls at the buss: LOL xD

They heard our convo i guess XD I was kinda yelling T__T but what if there was a pregnant woman standing in MY position?! and that man was there! seriously ;__; that hurt like hell!  I know it was crowded but he could have just TURNED AROUND and it would have been solved. Everytime the buss flew up r down or like....well idk >_> turned i guess u can say, he bumped into me and hit his elbow in my stomach ;_; the freaking heck?

Anyhow, AFTER THIS. There was a huge catastrophe >_>.............my heel broke. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

XD

my poor shoes XD......there were so young DX........jkjk they were 4 years old thats why they finally decided to retire BUT WHY NAO!?!??!?!?!?!?! WHY NOT LATER!??!?!?!? XD so er....I feelt the heel was off on my left shoe and i was like ".............f***!!!!!" XD so I stood there until i had to get off XD - and when I got off, I was like "XD i can't walk like this to school!"........cuzz it was loose, it hadn't fallen off yet. so when i was off the buss I was still at the station. And I was alone.

So guess what my dumbass did?.......yeah......XD i chopped the heel off the shoe completely XD and I was like "this is not gonna look weird at all! XD" and then i tried walking and i was like "..............Ok it doesnt look weird anymore it just looks retarded" - *sigh* .....it gets worse.....As....this...XD.....happened I got another idea.....Guess what I did.......

I CUT THE OTHER HEEL (OFF THE OTHER SHOE) OFF AS WELL! XD ZEXDCFTYGVUBHJN AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I didn't even think of somehow GLUING it back when I was in school, NOOOOO screw that! that takes time, I came up with a simple solution XD.....and this solution sucked XD - so er.....there i stood and was like "........damn...XD" and I already could tell that "THIS WOULD NOT END GOOD!!!" XD and then I was like "i can't walk like this to school ...........well....time to ride back home!!!! XD"

And as I then got on the other buss to ride back home XD.........I saw this.....this as ...I was going over the bridge....this.....SUN.....XD.....

The red sun over the sea. Usually when I ride the buss to school i ride by a place called "The five" >_>....no im not kidding- its a huge place and i have no idea why its called "The five" but its called "femman" here and its a "5" at the sign. XD and on the way there - i pass a huge bridge XD and nao as i was passing over dat bridge there was a sun. It was like Bright and red and sparkled.......>3>......sparkly.........for a second I was like "breaking my heel was so worth coming back to see this" and as i thought of this i laughed out loud XDDDDDD yeah! no one in the buss got what I was laughing about XD

Ohi >_> and nao im in school writing this....Oh yeah O_o and i forgot to say! apperently my WATCH had stopped from yesterday! at 7 and something! and the thingy was actually 6 and so!- so i went to ride at 6- got home at 7 and got to school at 8 AND MADE IT ON TIME!!!!!! wth!? I thought i would have been 2 hours late and in fact i was RIGHT ON TIME!......I was surprised when i checked my laptop cuzz i thought i was done for it XD retarded things happen everyday now XD......

  • Mood: Crazy
  • Listening to: Linkin Park- Points of Authority
  • Reading: MAAANGAAAAARRRGHHH!!!
  • Watching: some damn TV shop - but im still in school XD
  • Playing: with peoples retardation :3
  • Eating: nothing :< ........XD ohwaaah!
  • Drinking: There'S a soda machine behind me...Y I NOT DRINK?!
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Mood: Love *DrawerElma Jan 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*hugz* XD so evil
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