(POLL UPDATE: JEBÚS!!!!!! - guys! when i said "friends" i meant YOU!!!! YOU! YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!!!! online-friends - shesh! not real life ones- there is NO WAY in hell OR HEAVEN that -OR EARTH- that i will show ANYONE my yaoi pics!.....yeah sure some on FB may see it but thats not the point! if it bothered em they would say it! DXFCYGVUHBJ so no! i dont mean THEM - I mean YOU GUYS!!! in this journal im -andmom- are/am ONLY talking about YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGUUUUYSSSSSSS) XD JESH! - nao that we got THAT out of the way - lets continue (cuzz i dont wanna get tons of comments saying 'i know how it feels" or "being alone is all ok" DTXFCYGVUBHJN blehblobli guys! whateboogershnitzles! XD)
I was just inocentlly checking my own page, ya know, IF IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT *sigh* - and what happened was that mom happened to pass by as I went through my yaoi pic....ya know
< that one...
And mom was like "what is that?" and im like "2 guys ;w; <3" and she was like "did you draw this........" and she said it so oddly o_o i was like "um....yes......." and then she read the sentence (and lulz she read it wrong even XD) above and she was like "'I love for you'...... wtf elma?" and im like "LIVE!!!!!!!!!! XD how could u read it as-....nevermind! ill read it for you since u dunno how to READ english XD - " and then i read her the sentence and outa nowehere she was like ",,,,,.....R they gay?" and im like "O.o jup" and she said "do you want to die?" O___O..........
Me: "XD.-.....w-...what!?"
Mom: "there r some ppl who r gonna hate you for this and leave your page >_>"
Me: " XD let em leave! if they dont like my art then let em leave!" and then i showed her a comment (the first one there right now
) which said "yaoi isn't my thing, and i never liked it, but i like this picture!" .....so YEAH, my friends dont seem to be BOTHERED of it as much as SHE is in this exact moment. But noooo - she made a scene about it!
Mom: ">_>...mhm...he was just being nice, i know it bothers em, u will lose all ur friends, dont post this on other sites"
Me: "XD too late, its already up"
Mom: ">_> you have no friends anymore"
Me: O.o....."Im pretty sure I do"
Mom: ">_> pft, we'll see" - and then I just HAD to ask this
Me: "WHATS THE PROBLEM!?!?!??!"
Mom: "everyone will think you're gay >_>"
Me: "XD........wouldnt you be more worried if i drew GIRLS making out, instead of BOYS XD?........I mean...technically....im drawing the opposite gender.........and I LIKE to draw the opposite gender.....doesnt this kinda imply im straight? XD or does it mean every boy who draws girls kissing is gay? XD im just sayin, guys like girls cuzz they're hot, and GIRLS like BOYS cuzz they're hot XD so when they r 2 in the pic its like a double hott-ness XD ......"
Mom: ">_>....................Everyone will hate it, you'll see"
Me: "._. fine- if they hate it - their problem- not m- WAIT! WHAT WOULD THE PROBLEM BE IF I WAS GAY!?..........honestly! what would be the BIG difference if i WAS gay!- and before you say you r gonna kill me, im just informing u im STILL STRAIGHT XD"
Mom: "............." - nothing! she just gives me *the look* AND LEAVES!!!! she cant end a discussion like that!!! thats unfair!!!! O_O
so er yeah - i haz no friends anymore OH NOES!
XD im sorry guys- you thought i was your friend? XD you thought wrong!!! its forbidden to be friends with someone who draws yaoi! - SHAME ON YOU! you are all despicable! and what am I? I shouldnt even be friends with YOU! shame on me *slaps myself* SHAME....ON...ME! XD pft!!!! - shame on all of us! HEY!!!! if you know anyone who draws yaoi just like me - guess what - WERE ALL GAY!!! thats right!!! according to my mom- anyone who draws yaoi or yuri is gay - well hey! hey! hey ! hey mom hey! HEY MOM HEY!? u hearing me? ok? u hearin me? ok, u hearin me?= i cannot see if ur hearin me cuzz ur in the other room and im typing this in silence, but i hope you hear me- i dunno how- HEAR ME THROUGH TELEPATHY! - hey! hey mom hey! - your claim- WOULD MAKE LIKE ALMOST EVERY FREAKING HUMAN ON EARTH GAY! - i bet if we WATCHED any movie were there were gay couples .- haha guess what- we all turned gay then too *dies of laughter*
OK- now excuse me while i go write the 3 buss stories i have been to lazy to write XD
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That's why I don't show my parents my work...XD
For some reason my parents always seem to point out the worst in my art...
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! As if I didn't already know my work was crap! XD
(HELL YEAH LINKIN PARK!!!!!
LOL O_O my parents r the same - (well PARENT) mom always points out what is crap about it n such XD there isnt much that mom likes about what i draw XD and if i draw gay ppl she'll kill me XDDDDD
Here's Hoping she doesn't see you! XD
Dad: Yaoi? That's just weird. Japan comes up with weird stuff. I can understand Girl with Girl though.
Mom: Girl with girl is the same thing as two guys. >_>
Dad: No it's not! Women are an art form!!!!
So my dad thought I was weird for looking at yaoi, but then he turns around says yuri is completely fine and my mom's like 'hypocrite.' My mom lets me buy yaoi books, she doesn't care. She just told me to make sure I hide them from my dad.
- i want your mom! D: my dad hates gay ppl and is a complete pervert! (not that i ever meet him but i know him from when i was little) and mom hates gay ppl as well T__T I .....i dunno i like both girls n guys and i fear i might be BI but mom makes me so scared of even talking about it since she threatens to kill me if i mention being gay XD...... I asked "what would u do if i was gay?" she is like "kill you" O_O.....LOL i know she is joking...but just in case - imma wait to tell her im gay after i move out XD (if i now am sure im gay XD or bi)
Then he blamed anime for me liking both girls and guys.
So, going by his logic, because I like Frieza and Zarbon from Dragon Ball Z who are girly looking guys, liking them will cause me to be attracted to both men and women.
My dad's overall a nice person, but his way of thinking is...strange. Once he told my little brother not to take his Xbox onto the plane because the altitude would crush it. Or that my older brother's long bangs being in front of his eyes would cause his vision to go bad.
omfg! XD parents love to blame stuff we like XD but they never blame things on stuff we DONT like - ex....er....say we hate a sport - like fotball, and we love basketball - they will always say "you wear shorts only cuzz you like those basketball dudes or wahtever!" they never compare things to something we hate (probably because we hate it? XD or...)
AND LOL AT THE DRAGONBALL THING! XD
same like my mother >_> she thinks strangely.......O.o...............wait wth? XD that last thing with the plane and the vision made me go "wtf"