Firstly I want to apologize for lack of comments/replies/deviation uploads but my inbox is currently at around 2000 feedback messages and I have SO MUCH TROUBLE navigating the hell out of it! My replies will be slow, as i can only see 3 replies at a time and 3 comments at a time. Welp/ y must homework and obsessions rule my life?
Off topic before I actually get on topic; I am currently deeply obsessed with yu-gi-oh AND puzzle-shipping. Sobs/ it's now officially my OTP XD After starting to watch the series I see even more reason for puzzle-ship...also more reason to think Anzu/Tea (Sorry if i shift between their names often. They're the same person but I confuse their names. I mess their names up because Tea and Anzu are different. Anzu in the manga is more...brutal...and...ugh... actually has SOME lines and character, not that it's a good character. To where TEA from the anime is a waste and a nuisance.) is a waste of what seemed like it could have been a good character but hey, opinions. Tristan at least has some character, fighting with Duke all the time and trying to win Serenity's heart also being Joeys best friend aside from Yuugi (which i don't consider being his best friend since he knew Tristan long before he knew Yuugi). SURE that's still a character that's somewhat...lacking in story and personality but it beats Tea by a MILE! Tea just says 1 sentence each episode and most of the times it's nothing but a "Yuugi!" or "Hang in there!" UGH! I've made this a drinking game. I take a sip whenever I hear a friendship-speech coming on or she yells "YUUGI!" etc. GODS, before you know it, I've gotten drunk and then had to re-watch like 2 episodes because of it. Memory is a b!tch at times.
Now ON to our topic. The lights went out yesterday in the middle of a very important personal conflict......Read Yaoi or Yuri. Yes. That is a very touchy subject indeed. I mean, I enjoy yaoi but yuri is just <3 Ahm. Jokes aside, I was honestly doing something of importance... believe it or not. Since the electricity went off in our entire neighborhood we also lacked internet. WELL CRUD.
What do we do when we have NO internet, NO electricity and NO books to read in the bloody DARK?.....WE ROLE-PLAY YU-GI-OH CHARACTERS 8D
Mom decided to take out wine and chocolate and just get a bit drunk before going to bed since the internet was off and the TV. I wanted to join SOOOOOO BADLY but rejected it since I knew I actually had school tomorrow....also she didn't really allow me to have any. I'm gonna share some of the best moments I had while derping around in the dark while the electricity was gone. I have a lot of em, but I dont think anyone cares, so I'm just gonna post the ones I found most amusing. I liked how ridiculously I voiced all of them and even my mom enjoyed this at some level XD Surprisingly, the british accent didn't stop her from laughing even though she hates it with a burning passion of a thousand egyptian sun gods. Now on with the conversations 8D
Marik: I AM MARIK ISHTAR, AND YOU SHALL FEAR THE MIGHTY BLOW OF MY MILLENIUM ROD!
Mom: *dies because of the way I voice act marik* WHAT WAS THAT!?
Marik: DO NOT ANGER MY ROD!
Bakura: Trust me. Don't anger his "rod". I've seen what happens.
Yami: I think people are trying to call on their iphones and they're sad because they have no Internet to reach the other person.
Yami: Shush, I am an ancient pharaoh; I don't need to comprehend technology.
Mother: Wasn't there a concert in town today?
Yami: Hm? OH MY GOD CARDS! JUSTIN BEIBER IS NOT GONNA HAVE A CONCERT BECAUSE THERE'S A BLACK-OUT IN THE ENTIRE CITY, THANK THE GODS!
Marik: Aww that's so sad, I really wanted to go.
Bakura: I am just going to pretend you didn't say that.
Yami: Let's shove him in the locker.
Bakura: For once I am actually going to team up with you, but it's going to be a first and last.
Yami: Sweet. I'm taking your virginity AND your pride. Christmas came early in Egypt.
Marik: PICK YOUR CARD BAKURA! *Moment of realization* Oh god, I just sounded like a girl…
Marik: DUNNOT QUESTION MY SEXUALITY!
Bakura: I play my trap card – it lets me question your sexuality and if I get it right you lose.
Marik: ….I hate you so much.
Bakura: I SUMMON- uh… (I-… I don't know any of Bakuras cards XD)
Marik: ALRIGHT! My turn! …Uh…(How did I forget his Egyptian god card!? XD)
After a few thinking seconds, I decided to go with Yami.
Yami: That's it! I summon field-…knight…something…RETARDED GUARDIAN! *giggles in frustration*….*waves* Let's play a game!
After failing all 3 characters Tami sat in the corner of shame for a solid 2 seconds. Her face similar to something like this > [link]
Yami: *Finally remembering the cards name* I summon obnoxious Celtic guardian! IN DEFENSE MODE! I also special summon kings knight with MONSTER REBORN! Attack his life points directly!
Bakura: Mirror force.
Bakura: You're not gonna counter it with your face down card?
Yami: …You do realize you just wasted mirror force on my knight and I can attack you next turn with Celtic guardian. I'm saving my trap card for next turn to negate your summon, you don't have any trap cards to put in play anymore which means you're screwed.
Mom: I miss my TV ;__;
Yami: DON'T CRY OVER THE TELEVISION! We have card games damnit!
Mom: If you're going to be hyperactive, then just go to bed.
Yami: B-but I want to challenge you to a children's card game. Let me challenge you to a children's card game… Let me have the card games *tries not to laugh* My life is meaningless without them. My soul existence is to play card games- GODS MY LIFE SUCKS.
Mom: I hate this. I hate the dark.
Bakura: Oh you'll LOVE the shadow realm then. *Satanic laugh*
Marik: I don't think she will, Bakura.
Bakura: Shut up Marik. We have things to do and people to see and people to do and things to see. Preferably, each other, in that exact order.
Marik: I have to admit, Bakura. I am married to my sister.
Bakura: YOU… WHAT?
Marik: It's no big deal. All Egyptians married their sister's…right?
Bakura: Why the hell is the pharaoh still single then?
Yami: You freaking killed me, you asshole.
Bakura: OH YEAH... *laughs* that was fun.
Yami: The lights went off. I am surrounded by complete darkness. GODS it feels like the millennium puzzle trapped me all over again. Aibou! Where are you when I need you?! Why can't I talk to you aibou?! Does our mind-link require internet connection too!?
Mom: I'm so completely drinking all this wine today >u>
Yami: Oh! Care to share some of that wine with the pharaoh? I've been trapped in the millennium puzzle for…well… years. I could need a cup of wine right now.
Mom: Who was aibou? *Pronouncing aibou wrong*
Yami: Oh! Yuugi, I must found yo- pppfffff my English has gone out the window. It left with my sanity. Wait a minute. I came from Egypt. How the hell do I know how to speak English, HECK how do I know Japanese!? If I lost all memories how do I even know how to SPEAK?
Mom: You know Japanese?
Bakura: More like plot-hole.
Yami: Those are too common to count.
Yami: *looks at candles* Oh my gods. WHAT CARD IS THIS!? I've never seen this card in my entire life!
Mom: Uh. Don't touch the fire.
Yami: Is it a trap card? How can you play it? What is its special effect? How do I activate it? Do I touch it?
After a severe burn, several minutes later, the pharaoh realized you shouldn't actually touch fire.
Yami: IN THE NAME OF THE PHARAOH, YOU SHALL DUEL ME.
Mom: *starts talking about something that I don't agree with*
Yami: I will send you to the shadow realm if you disagree with me.
Mom: I'll take my chances.
Yami: …Damn it. Caught in my bluff.
Mom: I don't want to listen to fairy...tales. Stop talking about this pharaoh.
Yami: But it's not fairytales! I saved the world from Ra, Obelisk and Slifer the sky dragon… Then again I almost destroyed it too.
Mom: There's lights in the far distance I think.
Yami: I'm not an idiot. I can see that with my bare eyes, the problem is navigating through this darkness. I thought I'd be used to that by now, living in the millennium puzzle and all but apparently clearly not.
This is where the lights came back on and I almost lost my mind XD
Yami: I just want to go into my soul room and have a little bit of fun.
Mom: What are you going to do?
Yami: I am going to shake my sexy hair and dance.
Mom: Why are you going to your room? It's in complete darkness.
Yami: Exactly. I'm going to make myself feel at home again with the dark. This is my soul room; it is bound to be in complete darkness... Soon the chains are going to prevent me from performing this magic dance of magic any furth-*all lights suddenly come on shining brightly* OAH WHAT THE FLUCK HAPPENED!?
Mom: Hey, my computer is back on.
Yami: AIBOU! You came back!...My room is in complete darkness. Well, that's now *drum roll* ancient history. Ba-dum-tsss.
AND SO the story of how boredom struck me again, ends. How ....splendid. I need to actually draw some of these conversations. I freaking, haha. There are more that I liked but these were just picked out because...dunno. If I make a mini comic with the jokes I'll save the best for the comic 8D There was also mild-shipping going on while I was talking. I feel as if the only reason I suffer through all those friend-speeches is to ship the characters. Now I actually know when friend-speeches will show up. If a friendship speech is done by anzu, she needs to wait a good 8 episodes before doing a friendship speech again. If by any other character, it's like 4 or 3 episodes. Depends on what situation they're in. Duelist kingdom had LOTS. The battle city tournament had less. I think, mainly because they focused on Marik....and Kaiba focused on the god cards. Seriously, every single sentence that he had was either about how almighty he is or about the God cards. I just AAAAAARGHHHHHH but he's awesome <3
Anyways, that's it for now 8D Hope you're enjoying some of the journal spam. Just...random jibberish here and there haha.
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